Encyclopedia of Chuck Norris Facts: 10. Finance

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Encyclopedia of Chuck Norris Facts: 10. Finance

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10th April 2006

The most comprehensive list of Chuck Norris Facts on the Interenet

Section 10: Finance

1. A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
2. Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

3. Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
4. Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.

5. Chuck Norris owns several very successful funeral homes. The reason why is debatable.
6. Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

7. Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
8. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

9. There are some things in the world money can't buy. For everything else, there's Chuck Norris.
10. When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

11. When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
12. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

13. When Chuck Norris shoplifts, he actually steals the shop.
14. With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

15. You know why people win the lottery? Because Chuck Norris once gave them the thumbs-up sign.