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Encyclopedia of Chuck Norris Facts: 11. Education

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10th April 2006

The most comprehensive list of Chuck Norris Facts on the internet

Section 11: Education

1. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3. Chuck Norris counted up to 20, using only 12 numbers

4. Chuck Norris fights illiteracy one North Vietnamese at a time
5. Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

6. Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
7. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

8. Chuck Norris lucky number is one, because that’s how many tries it takes him to accomplish any task.
9. Chuck Norris once entered the national spelling bee on ESPN. When one of the kids asked the moderator to use an example of the word "aikido" in a sentence, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the throat so he could no longer speak. He went on to eliminate every other participant in the same way until he won.

10. Growing up, Chuck Norris got into fights every day at school. His grandma told him that he shouldn't be so violent. So he roundhouse kicked her face.
11. How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

12. Occam's Razor says that the simplest answer tends to be the correct one. Norris' Razor involves a flick of the wrist and a Columbian Necktie.
13. The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

14. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
15. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

16. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
17. Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.

18. Chuck Norris doesn't follow anyone's rules. Not even his own. - Thanks to 'I love Chuck'