* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.


* Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.





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