SearchCategory : Chuck Norris FactsChuck Norris Game - Attack of The Massacre Ninjas08th March 2006 Great Game from Games Reloaded
Click on image to play:
Follow the instructions or you'll just end up punching. In this game Chuck can:
Stamp on people until their brains pop out which he then uses as a weapon
Rip hearts out andeat them
And of course,… more » Categories: Chuck Norris Facts Boogeyman scared of Chuck Norris?07th March 2006 * When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norr… more » Tags: chuck norris
Categories: Chuck Norris Facts So You Know Who Chuck Norris IS - 107th March 2006 Chuck Norris's heart beats once every full moon.
Chuck Norris signed the Declaration of Independence, The Bill of
Rights, and the Constitution while discharging lead a poor Asian village.
Chuck Norris once ate a banana without having to peel it.
Chuck… more » Tags: chuck norris
Categories: Chuck Norris Facts My Story by Chuck Norris06th March 2006 "If you say to yourself, 'I can't do this or that,' can't becomes the operative word in your mind and results in a self-fulfilling failure. The person who says, 'I can,' has already started on the path toward success."
(Excerpted and adapted from 'Agai… more » Tags: chuck norris
Categories: Chuck Norris Facts Roundhouse Kicked in The Face02nd March 2006 Chuck Norris is known for this special move, and if you ask what time it as, you could end up on the receiving end.
Mawashi Geri - is Roundhouse Kick in Japenese. However, the term may be changed to the "The Norris " so expect to hear "He was Norrised… more » Categories: Chuck Norris Facts |
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