SearchTags: chuck norris factsEncyclopedia of Chuck Norris Facts: 4. Art & Literature10th April 2006 This is the most complete list of Chuck Norris Facts on the Internet
Section 4: Art & Literature
1. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
2. Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to t… more » Categories: Chuck Norris Facts Encyclopedia of Chuck Norris Facts: 5. Science & Nature10th April 2006 This is the most complete list of Chuck Norris Facts on the Internet
Section 5: Science & Nature
1. A ducks quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you grimly.
2. A high… more » Categories: Chuck Norris Facts Encyclopedia of Chuck Norris Facts: 6. Sports & Leisure10th April 2006 The most comprehensive list of Chuck Norris Facts on the Internet
Section 6: Sports & Leisure
1. Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it - ever.
2. Chuck Norris began selling the T… more » Categories: Chuck Norris Facts Encyclopedia of Chuck Norris Facts: 7. Religion10th April 2006 The most comprehensive list of Chuck Norris Facts on the internet
Section 7: Religion
1. According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
2. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, b… more » Categories: Chuck Norris Facts Encyclopedia of Chuck Norris Facts: 8. Sex10th April 2006 The most comprehensive list of Chuck Norris Facts on the Internet.
Section 8: Sex
1. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
2. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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