SearchTags: chuck norris legendFact # 144918th February 2008 Dante Alighieri was brutally murdered in a dark alley somewhere by Chuck Norris, who discovered that Dantes book "The Inferno" was ripped off of Chuck Norris freshman year in college.This article is courtesy of Chuck NorrisFact # 4143 | Fact # 1867 | Fac… more » Categories: Chuck News Fact # 24218th February 2008 Chuck Norris once smuggled drugs across the border. But it was hardly smuggling at all since he just picked up over 400 pounds of drugs and walked into the US. The border patrol would have stopped him but he was just too tough.This article is courtesy of… more » Categories: Chuck News Fact # 104218th February 2008 If Chuck Norris was the evil Wizard in Harry Potter, all hed need to say was "Roundio Housis kickum" and everyone would die and the story would be over. Thats why theres Voldemort.This article is courtesy of ChuckNorrisIsGod.comFact # 1553 | Fact # 2929… more » Categories: Chuck News Fact # 281618th February 2008 Chuck Norris can sprout wings and if you see him do this the world ends in 5 days true factThis article is courtesy of ChuckNorrisIsGod.comFact # 2299 | Fact # 795 | Fact # 1743 more » Categories: Chuck News Fact # 276318th February 2008 Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a monopoly get out of jail free card...This article is c… more » Categories: Chuck News |
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