Fact # 1435


22nd November 2007

There is no such thing as the immaculate conception, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his way back into time, stole the mother Marys virginity and thus spawned Chirst.




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Fact # 2321


22nd November 2007

i wish i was chuck norris and not a loser like sean




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Fact # 40


22nd November 2007

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.




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Fact # 577


22nd November 2007

The meaning of life is Chuck Norris.




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Fact # 1156


22nd November 2007

Chuck Norris can slice fries with his beard. He then stares at them until they are Golden Brown.

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