SearchFact # 126118th February 2008 Jesus turned water into wine because Chuck Norris told him to.  This article is courtesy of ChuckNorrisIsGod.com 
Categories: Chuck News Fact # 283918th February 2008 Categories: Chuck News Fact # 144918th February 2008 Dante Alighieri was brutally murdered in a dark alley somewhere by Chuck Norris, who discovered that Dantes book "The Inferno" was ripped off of Chuck Norris freshman year in college. This article is courtesy of Chuck Norris
Categories: Chuck News Fact # 24218th February 2008 Chuck Norris once smuggled drugs across the border. But it was hardly smuggling at all since he just picked up over 400 pounds of drugs and walked into the US. The border patrol would have stopped him but he was just too tough. This article is courtesy of Chuck Norris
Categories: Chuck News Fact # 104218th February 2008 If Chuck Norris was the evil Wizard in Harry Potter, all hed need to say was "Roundio Housis kickum" and everyone would die and the story would be over. Thats why theres Voldemort. This article is courtesy of ChuckNorrisIsGod.com
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