Fact # 1913


16th January 2008

Chuck Norris doesnt like education, so he made George W. Bush president.




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Fact # 3355


16th January 2008

When Chuck Norris freshins up, punches himself eleven times in the face, stands back, then nods to himself in the mirror.




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Fact # 89


16th January 2008

The book of the bible "Revelation" is really what will happen should we anger Chuck Norris.




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Fact # 2956


16th January 2008

On August 6, 1945 Chuck Norris and his family went on a vacation to Japan. While on the plane back to America, young Chuck had to take a shit. The result ended in the bombing of Hiroshima.




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Fact # 2139


16th January 2008

One day a man walked into a psychic shop for a reading. The psychic told the man he was going to have a long and healthy life. While on his way out of the store, he saw a pissed off Chuck Norris outside. He went back to the psychic and asked for a refund.




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