Fact # 1927


16th January 2008

If your in a forien country, and you see a sign that says "Chuck Norris" 870% of the time, it will translate into "Get the fuck out of here".




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Fact # 4412


16th January 2008

Chernobyl wasnt really an accident, it were Chuck Norris who let out some air.




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Fact # 546


16th January 2008

Chuck Norris need not fear the bed bugs bite, bed bugs fear Chuck Norriss roundhouse.




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Fact # 308


16th January 2008

Once, Chuck Norris and Christopher Reeves were having a contest to see who was better. Chuck said he has been over 23 movies. Christopher Reeves said that he was Superman. Roundhouse Kick + Christopher Reeves back = a crippled Christopher Reeves.




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Fact # 4110


16th January 2008

there was a ant then chuck norris ate it than he blow up but he is god so he put himself back together than he did a backflip the end




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