Fact # 2473


08th May 2007

Chuck Norris invented tampons because the sight of blood sends him into a blood thirsty rage and he has killed every women in his hometown.




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Fact # 1168


08th May 2007

In August 1945 two armagedon-like explosions were witnessed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, three days apart. Wanting to end the war early the US Government told the world that it had dropped two atom bombs. The truth is that had Chuck Norris had eaten bad burritos on each morning, the explosions resulte...




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Fact # 1016


08th May 2007

Chuck Norris was the first man to land on the moon, which is why subsequent expeditions to the moon have found no lifeforms there - only the presence of roundhouse kick dust.




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Fact # 3017


08th May 2007

chuck norris has atein two people in one day. he wasnt hangry that day




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Fact # 2408


08th May 2007

Chuck Norris eats leather. So dont fuck with chuck.




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